Robin Ince you slaaaaaag!

Coming from a charming village just outside Crawley, I very much will defend my town when under attack, unfortunatly one Robin Ince decided to insult Crawley.

From this lovely article on chortle;

He said: ‘Crawley was a low point. I'll get a week that goes Paris, Milan, Rome, Crawley.

‘When you're walking around Rome, even when you're looking at a statue of Mussolini, you can think, “Wow, this guy had big dreams, big thoughts”. When you arrive in Crawley you just think something has gone awry.’

Mussolini had big dreams? big thoughts? I sincerely think Mr.Ince is failing to see the big dreams and big thoughts coming from some of Crawley's most famous residents.

Take for exaple one Lucy Brown who is from Crawley, she stars in the new ITV Torchwood/Doctor Who rip off Primeval. I can assure Mr Ince that Primeveal has big dreams, it aims to be just like Doctor Who and appeal to exactly the same level. Primeval has big thought such as ITV exectives trying in their power to think of something to tempt those Doctor Who viewers with some mediocre show. In your face Robin Ince, Mussolini never starred in an hit-shit ITV1 show!

Chico Slimani who lived in Crawley from the age of 14, he had big dreams of winning X-factor, he had big thoughts of producing a truely profound song with the hit song (which let's not forget Robin, went to number one for two weeks, more than fucking Mussolini managed) It's Chico time. This song features the moving lyrics of "you can get delirious, if you take life too serious" much better than any of Mussolini's fucking speeches. Infact none of his speeches come to mind, which just shows how crap he was.

Another Crawley resident I believe it's time to bring to light, one Eugene Sully, a former big brother contestant from Crawley. He has big dreams, big thoughts, why only recently he appeared in the studio audience during a transmission of Channel 4's The Charlotte Church Show on the 2nd March 2007. It's not like Mussolini would be able to get to appear in the audience for the Charlotte Church show.

And Mr.Ince as for your unwarranted worship of Mussolini, I've just done some research and found out he established a repressive fascist regime that valued nationalism, militarism, anti-liberalism and anti-communism combined with strict censorship and state propaganda as well as becoming a close personal bum chum of one Adolf 'Evil' Hitler. He's a bad man Robin Ince, the people of Crawley are much nicer than him.I am of course dabling in the art form of Irony, something a concerend resident didn't seem to understand with this comment; ‘You would hope people were above cheap shots like this.'

Besides the people of Crawley are great, it's not as if they could fuck up someting as simple as a calender... Oh wait... 'Council goes for 367-day year' Muppets!