I'm feeling sadistic today blog...

...so I'm not going to allow myself to go upstairs and poo until I've done this long MeMe that Dan did. Christ I need a poo. It feels a little runny.

Are your parents married or divorced?:
Married, they celebrated their silver recently, well a couple of years back. Wooo! Marraige! Carriage! Clock!

Are you a vegetarian?:
No. I like my meat too much, and have no conscience.

Do you believe in Heaven?:
No, gay clubs don't exist, their is no such thing as gay culture, I'm not even convinced gays even exist (Irony folks!)

Have you ever come close to dying?:
I might be if I don't do this poo soon.

What jewellery do you wear 24/7?:
I am from the ghettos so do where the bling and the bling all day and night long when out with my dawgs.

Are you eating?:
Nothing, that would just add more to shit out. Do I look like I want to do an even bigger poo than I'm already going to do.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli:
Yes, they're the best bit.

Do you wear makeup?:
Loads, I'm not seen dead out with out a bit of lippy, foundation, mascara and fake tits.

Would you ever have plastic surgery?:
I would like a seel put over my bottom to hold in my shit.

What do you wear to bed?:
Pyjamas, cos I'm cool like that.

Have you ever done anything illegal?:
Illegal downloading? Yes. Real immoral illegal? Don't be silly, I have a conscience, well a limited one.

Can you roll your tongue?:
I think so.

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Girlfriend? Why that's my favourite song by Avril Lavigne that I love singing a tad too much, enough for my sister's boyfriend said to me "sort it out mate"

Do you believe in Abortions?:
Well with my limited conscience I think they're morally right.

What is your Hair colour?:
GINGER!

Future child’s name, boy and girl?:
Whitewash for my son, and Piegon for my girl.

Do you smoke?:
Nope. Can I smoke out my poo?

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
The Former Yougslavian Republic of Macedonia, just because I want my photo taken outside a sign for that country. Or Scunthorpe so I can put my hands around the rude word in the name.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:
My Yoda!

If you won the lottery, what would you do first?:
I'd buy myself a museum, I dunno which one, that one that's a bit up the arse. Oh shit arse, I need a poo.

Gold or Silver?:
Blinging with the minging blud.

Hamburger or hot dog?:
Hamburger, I'd rather eat one then watch a dog pant inside a car.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?:
I don't want to eat food now, I'm just needing a poo.

City, beach or country?:
Poo!

What was the last thing you touched?:
Touching Cloth.

Where did you eat last?:
Chips from Mr.Cod (what a name) on the way back from dissapointing student night out.

When’s the last time you cried?:
Why are there always these questions, ask me when the last time I pooed, because it was two second ago in my pants. Not really.

Do you read blogs?:
I think so.

What colour are your pants?
BROWN!

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?:
Might be a laugh, and reminds me I have to drag up for a friend 21st birthday in November.

Ever been involved with the police?:
I might do if they make holding in poos illegal, which they should.

Oh fuck it, I can't hold it in anymore and this MeMe is really long like the type of sausage shape I might just produce, toodles.