I hung it on me wall.

Well I'm reaching the end of my three year course studying Typography and Graphic Communication and I'm a little sad (it ain't quite over yet though... one exam to blag, and little bits to do here and there), but the main crunch of it is done. That crunch being my practical work. That crunch involved producing a display of all my third year work, what a crazy few days it has been, It's taken me a few days to catch up on all my sleep now (I think). Producing this crunch (still continuing describing it as a crunch? really? really?) involved hours of work, one whole night of no sleep, practically living in the department and over working myself to a panicked frenzy. What am I complaining? I think I oddly enjoyed it in a way (well up until 7 AM on the all nighter when shakes set in!). Anyway as you're reading my blog you're a little nosy, here's my display. Yes the prominent feature is a traffic cone, what a treat for all visitors of my display, including you, an e-visitor.
Not to shabby... I think. I certainly look hot at 5 in the morning.

P.S. international star wars day tomorrow... you know what to do.

BLERGH

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
My penis what I put in my mouth.
Whoops, I forgot to put in a space, My pen is what I put in my mouth

What does your last text message say?
I have no idea, I'm not popular enough to get text messages, besides my phone is like on the other side of the room, and it might be private, who are you to ask for me to transcribe that text for your nosy pleasure? You people make me sick.

What was the last song you listened to?
I have Last FM to answer those questions, apparently it was steal my sunshine by LEN, what a tune.

What's your favorite colors?
I like all colours as long as they are used right.

Who do you trust in your life?
Everyone and no-one.

What name would you change your name to?
Marcus Aurelius, that sounds cool.

How often do you curse?
Alot. Want me to curse now as proof, well tough shit, I aint gonna pander to preconceived expectations.

Do you trust all of your friends?
Why should I not? if they like me, then they're trustworthy.

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I'd like to think so.

Name the things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
Being forced to walk around town naked. That relationship would be rather odd in my book.

Which one of your top friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
Top friends? Sounds a bit too MySpace, and seeing as I deleted that turd of a thing, I can't answer your question. Good escape there hey?

What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex ?
Oh the usual.

What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Finish my degree?

If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you want to see first?
Father Christmas

Would you make a good parent?
I'd be a wonderful parent, I'd take my sprog to the park all the time and take the sprogs to trips to the dentist and the candlestick maker. They'd be spoiled rotten my sprogs, that's for sure.

Where was your default picture taken?
On the facebook? Twas at my sister 18th birthday lunch meal out family lunch meal out.

What does your 11th text say?
We've been through this, I can't be arsed to go into this. Let's make up one though;

'Yeah she did lick it, but I was confused as to why'.

Its 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
Father Christmas

How is life going for you right now?
Dull.

Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
Someone wise. I can't remember, but someone wise.

Last words you spoke?
"Oh it 6:55 AM, I aint getting out of bed now, I'm going back to sleep" Lazy turd.

Can you play guitar hero?
Never tried it. Should I?

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Inbetween, not too hot, not too cold.

What do you currently hear right now?
A plane going over head.

What do you think your best friend's doing right now?
Killing a man.

Who is your number one person on your friends list?
It's all alphabetically so some one A.

Do you feel like dancing?
Not at the moment, I'm still in bed.

How much money do you have on you?
Nothing, I don't carry money with me when wearing pyjamas, oh you are silly.

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes. How dare they.

Do you speak another language other than English?
I have a GCSE in German and Italian. So no.

What did you do today?
Woke up, grabbed my laptop, came back into bed.

Did you date anyone this past summer?
No, other than you know who. (By you know who I mean no one).

Who was the last friend in your house?
Father Christmas

Is there someone you want to fight?
There's only one way to find out... FIGHT.

What are you thinking about right now?
I should shower.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Lying in bed.

Where were you friday night?
Home

Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
Yes, when I haven't got a socially awkward reason not to.

Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Father Christmas

Next vacation you are going on?
Reading.

Do you like to text or call more?
Neither. It's rude to bother people ;)

Whats the closest blue object to you?
My quilt!

Is there anyone you hate?
You, nothing personal, you've just got one of those faces.

Do you like the color orange?
It's amazing.

Where was your last long road trip to?
Father Christmas

Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
Oh yes. Like Father Christmas.

Who did you last talk to on the phone to?
My mum, she was in Malta, an international call, how exciting!

Where will you be in an hour?
In the shower? It'll take me about an hour to get out of bed.

I haven't bothered to write an introductory paragraph to this, sorry.

Reporting in

Seeing as everyone enjoyed the photos of me in my last blog, here's another one.Hello friends, how goes it with you? This is me, the ginger bastard reporting in on his much neglected blog. Well let's see what's in the news... I see a song about Ribean is currently number one in the charts, good on Kanye for rapping about that marvelous drink, think I might pop down the shops and buy myself some.

I handed in my dissertation today, guess that means my uni life is nearly over! Oh shit. Guess I'm gonna have to be a responsible adult soon. That means I can't get away with five days without shaving, which I deemed as being a waste of time the last five days what with having a dissertation to finish.

I'm out of material, I'll end with a quote;

'Ribena, I know what you're drinking' Kanye West.

I meant to cram in more jokes into this, but sadly this twaddle I've produced is just 'bare jokes' instead. That's slang for sumamt.

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Now playing: Estelle - American Boy (Radio Edit w/ Kanye)
via FoxyTunes

Get me some acting work

Or at the very least, some hat modeling work. 1 Silly hat, 3 different facial expressions.Silly hat! Isn't it fun, doesn't it look fun! FUN! Wacky! FUN!One silly hat, or is that one sexy hat? You judge for yourself. Phwaoarrrr. Hat.1 silly hat, or is that 1 very upsetting deeply depressing hat? Waaaa!

Contact me for all your hat wearing needs, I don't have an agent, so there'll be no negotiation of wage, I'll take what ever money you force into my hand! You could even pay me in skittles.

Thoughts on a word: Mate

You know what, I've never really understood under what situations one uses the word mate? I thought I understood, but I'm not so sure I do.

At school people would say 'Alright mate', well okay when they'd say alright, it was more of a bear grown; 'Allllroight'. And for years I'd say something along the lines of 'Yes thanks, how are you', but then it dawned on me, maybe the man doesn't respond in this manner, and some how I twigged that maybe I was supposed to say 'Allllroight' in return, so I'd do that instead. But now I'm now not so sure that is correct format and now I just say 'Hey'. When a man says 'Allllroight' is he asking how I am? or is he just saying 'Hello there casual acquittance, I like you, even if I don't really know you that well, but as a casual acquittance, you're alright you are'. I'm not so sure about the latter as I'm sure cunts that didn't like me would be asking as to my well being. It's a mind field, and if anyone out there has cracked the Allllroight code, please help me, please!

As for the word Mate, I've never understood how one uses this word? Is everyone a mate? Since coming to university, I act far more common then I probably really am, but in due consideration of some of the middle class people I've met since being at university, I'm not really that middle class, and probably am a little bit common, I in some situations, call strangers mate. Thank you for the bus ride, 'Cheers mate'. Casual Acquaintances? Mate! Friends? Mate. But should I not be calling them by their name instead? Am I under some delusional belief that I want to fit in with people who read the sun, because the last time I read the sun I couldn't contain my giggles after reading that Robbie Williams had seen 3 UFOs and believed in aliens. Who even writes articles like this? Morons or Mormons?

So gentle readers if you can help me in my 'Allllroight Mate' and 'Mate' debacles, yor assistance would be greatly received with thanks.