Mee4Mee

1. Do you know where your dad is right now?
I'm gonna do one of those MeMe's wot I saw on the social networking phenomenon BeFaceSpaceBo, enjoy.

2. Last time you kissed someone?
Downstairs.

3. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
Not entirely sure, alcohol was involved.

4. What color is your watch?
I can't tell the time.

5. Do you like anyone?
I can't tell the time.

6. Are you close to your mum?
I like my Mum.

7. Where do you work?
I like my Mum.

8. What are you listening to right now?
N/A

9. What do you smell like?
My sweet lord.

10. What color are your pants?
Like manure.

11. Closest thing to your left?
A lacey red.

12. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Something foul.

13. Do you have a chair in your room?
No, I don't believe in them.

14. What time were you born?
I wouldn't be able to do this without it.

15. Do you play any sports?
In the morning.

16. What's your favorite number?
No, they don't agree with me.

17. Do you know someone named Lori?
One thousand, one hundred and thirty eight.

18. What color is your mom's hair?
Isn't that the name of a shampoo?

19. Do you have a dog?
It's brown.

20. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
No, I wasn't allowed.

21. When's the last time you went swimming?
In the summertime.

22. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
Many years ago.

23. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
About an hour ago.

24. Do you play an instrument?
Once I got one stuck up arse, I wasn't allowed. Shame.

25. Do you like fire?
Only when I'm trying to impress people.

27. When was the last time you cried?
No, it hurts.

28. I love you.
I'm too macho to answer that.

29. Have you ever been to a spa?
Can I get back to you on that?

30. Did you take science all four years of high school?
No, I can't afford it.

31. Do you like butterflies?
I gave it up as soon as I could (at 16).

32. Who made you laugh last?
I don't dislike them.

33. What is one thing you miss about your past?
When I killed someone.

34. Have you ever seen the school counselor?
Being a child

35. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
I had one?

36. What is one thing you have learned about life?
I don't want to be a teacher.

37. Are you jealous of anyone?
Not to be jealous of anyone.

38. Is anyone jealous of you?
Why ask that?

39. Ever been stuck in an elevator?
Everyone should be.

40. What does your dad call you?
Once it happened.

41. What does your mum call you?
By my name.

42. What does you hair look like right now?
Shaggy.

43. Has a friend ever used you?
A bit weird.

44. Has anyone recently told you that they like you more than a friend?
Now I think about it, someone probably has.

45. What have you eaten today?
Why would that happen?

46. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Sausages.

47. What is your favourite movie?
My sister.

48. Who was the last person who texted you?
The parole officer.

49. What are you looking forward to?
Orange.

50. How was today?
Hell.

Well that was fun.
Not much has happened today for me to be able to answer that question.

I may have stolen a gag from a two Ronnies sketch, but ten questions into this MeMe I was bored and I had to do something different.Hopefully what I've written makes some sense.