Oh. My. God. Spiderman 3

What a fuck up of a film. It was a decent film, but the first thing I said after I saw it was "I think I liked it". I don't want to go too deep into spoilers (so I can attempt to be vague at least), but let's just say Peter Parker the emo years is horrible film in a film that could be very easily split up into four films. It was just unintentionally hilarious (almost a parody of the film) with a montage with Peter Parker being all emo (I thought at one point he might write some poetry!), and the evil black suit that bizzarley makes his hair emo. But he just becomes such a shit I just didn't care about Peter Parker anymore (in particular a scene in a jazz club was just plain horrible, and bizzare), he might as well go fuck himself for all I cared.

Harry Osbornes's butler has to be my new favourite character, he provoked unintentional giggles in the cinema from the line "I loved your father" and just happened to wait two fucking films to tell something to Harry that might of ended him being all bitter and twisted. The necessary Stan Lee cameo was horrible, a British reporter in the dramatic (probably) battle was another aspect of the film that was unintentionally hilarious. It's wasn't a shit film, it just frustrated me at how much it was fucked up of a film. I haven't been this frustrated about a film this much since X-men 3.

So in conclusion I might have liked the film more if the middle third of the film was deleted. Oh well it gave me and my friends enough to sustain a rant all the way during the half hour walk home. Thanks for enabling the ranting Sam Raimi at least.

Here's a video just for Peter Parker entitled 'Must be an emo'
This song was running through my head during the film.