Chapter two of the much anticipated Novella

Remember when on Friday the 11th of May I premiered chapter one of my muchly highly anticipated Novella to the masses, well Monday the 28th of May (Wank Holiday Monday) will go down in history as the day I premiered chapter two.

Chapter Two: Denial.

They couldn't be ginger, they couldn't be the type of colour pubes that would sear on the retinas of any ladies (or men, he hadn't ruled out a situation where upon he might expose his pubes to another chap, maybe in a locker room) that he may partake in sexual aliteration with. He had decided the only way in which to test if his testes were that orange was to go upto members of the public. Fortunatly he had a master stroke up his sleeve, he would wear an orange boiler suit so if the situation arose that they might be found to be ginger, he would confidently hopefully find that the common consencous would be that at least they weren't orange. Although he was confused if there was that much distinction between orange and ginger that the common British public might recognise.