Sunday, March 16, 2008

World Famous Fortune Teller Gag!

As I mentioned a few blog down, this week I'd be revealing my world famous fortune teller gag! Well here goes.Step 1: Get a blank sheet of paper and make a fortune teller, the paper must be blank, this cannot be stressed enough. If you don't know how to make a fortune teller, ask leading internet search engine Google, if you don't know what a fortune teller is, you're an idiot.Step 2: Ask the recipient of the fortune teller to pick a number, now quite clearly there are no numbers are drawn, but convince them there is, the number 0 (a.ka. nothing) is there, ask them to pick that.Step3: Now open the fortune teller 0 times (so just open it) and ask them to pick a number again, of course they'll know the drill and say 0.Step 4: Now open the fortune teller, any panel will do, and of course is blank, so quite clearly there future reads as 'nothing will happen'.

Try it for yourself and become the toast of dinner parties all round. Or a reject.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I take it you tried this on yourself, hence 'nothing happening' with the dissertation...

And just opening the fortune teller counts as 'one'. To open it zero times, you simply can't open it. It's kinda dictated by maths and all, y'know...

Apart from that, yeah, innit, like... You reject! Get on with your work, lol.

Chezza said...

Been there done that :D