Question me this will you

I have no ruddy idea what I quite mean with the title to this blog, but I is nicking the MeMe thingy that the Dan did of the the blog fame in order to trade of his cool and for me to do something that will result in the most pleasurable sound know to man (the sound of a man thrashing it out on a keyboard, by trashing I mean typing, yeah that).

The house I grew up in...
had two television aerials, one side of the house we'd have Meridian, the other we'd have London television. Another excitement was my thunderbirds wallpaper, I was only allowed thunderbirds border, in case I out grew thunderbirds, which I eventually did. (Although it still has a kick ass theme, and if I was talented and driven enough I'd make my own proper thunderbirds film, done properly and not that horse shit of the recent film).

When I was a child I wanted to be...
a thunderbird? a cartoonist? a postman? a man who did silly voices?

Actually I don't think I ever wanted to be a thunderbird, to brave for me.

The moment that changed me for ever...
was year 10 at school when we changed sites for school and I just became woefully awkward and lacked confidence. Crazy days (look I'm using humour because I'm being depressing!)

My greatest inspiration...
is you, you reading this inspires me to type out this clap trap sometime a few times a month.

My real-life villain...
Oh I don't hate anyone enough to have a villan, other than cunts at school, but that's behind me.

If I could change one thing about myself...
to be less awkward?

At night I dream of...
a wide variety of wank (wanks in dreams are called wet dreams), the other day I dreamed up my own super hero story, I can't remember any sadly, but I'm sure it would be a kick ass film and a superb graphic novel.

What I see when I look in the mirror...
is myself, I usually get bored of my own reflection so pull a stupid face.

My style icon...
whaaaaaaaaa? Style? I just buy some cheap shit from Primark that I feel comfortable enough in.

My favourite item of clothing...
is my pants, because I can't do comando, I like the cupping around the bollocks too much.

I wish I'd never worn...
tracksuit bottoms!

It's not fashionable but I like...
Hear'say, shit they've just come onto my itunes shuffle. I am fashionable.

You wouldn't know it but I'm very good at...
Hear'Say trivia. Did you know Mylene Klass went on that I'm a celebrity show. FACT!

You may not know it but I'm no good at...
Liberty X trivia, did not care for them. They insist upon themselves.

All my money goes on...
DVDs, Drinking, buying packed sandwiches everyday even though it would be cheaper to make my own, food, drink (of non alcholic varieties), tat, tits.

If I have time to myself...
I PROCRASTINATE my prostate off.

I drive/ride...
when I scrounge lifts, but I don't mind the walk.

My house/flat is...
Oh I tidied my room today, it took 3 hours, but I did it, would you like to see photos, its so great, you can see the carpet and everything. Oh yesh.Well it was either tidy me room or do my dissertation, as you can see I made the right decision.

My most valuable possession is...
my willy, it permits me to expel urine, which is waste product.

My favourite building...
is the sexy new carrington building on campus, it defines sex for all to enjoy. Sadly I can't find any photos for you to enjoy on google, but I got a nice image of the B&Q logo, so imagine that here, and feel aroused.

Movie heaven...
is watching a star wars film.

A book that changed me...
is Star Wars the book of the film, its like what I watched in the cinema, but printed in text for me imagine myself. Except red leader was blue leader in the book!

My favourite work of art...
is some of my procrastination art which you can find somewhere on this blog.

The last album I bought/downloaded...
The Go Team!

The person who really makes me laugh...
are professional comedians that are paid to do that kind of stuff.

After watching the empire awards last night, Rob Brydon doing stand up or presenting doesn't make me laugh, just makes me cringe, he's a great comedy actor, not a comedian, stick to what you're good at Rob, please!

The shop I can't walk past...
is Tk Haxxzor without wanting to vomit.

The best invention ever...
is the internets I like the internets.

In ten years time, I hope to be...
a sex offender/ a murderer/ a rapist/ a therapist.

Oh I mis-read the question and thought it said 'hoped not be'

My greatest regret...
is not worth me thinking about because then I'll think 'I regret that'

My life in seven words...
Procastinating.
Typography.
Sleeping.
Makingatitofmyself.
Laughingatthecomedy.
Drinking.
Brushing.

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