Stop! Novella time!

I may have taken a break from writing my hit novella Ginger Pubes but I was just waiting for my own real life ginger pubes life experiences to occur and creep their way into my hit novella Ginger Pubes.

Chapter Three: Escape.

He chose EasyJet because of their overtly ginger branding, with his hair in contrast to the lovely orange infected on all things easy it would look almost brown. It was a smart move to make for his planned holiday (Or escapology as he called based on the title of a Robbie Williams album until he realised it wasn't the album with Angels, but the album with Feel which he hated, and then found out escapology wasn't really a befiting title for a holiday when he found out it was the practice of escaping from restraints, unless you call Gingerphobia restraints). To Spain he wanted to go, seeingly unaware of the large British expat community Spain side. He arrived, miles outside Spain, oh the perks of the tour operator. Someone attractive aproached him in the arrivals hall, they looked like someone from Las Ketchup, except the difference was this person seemed to act like they knew him in stark contrast to when he tried to bluff his way into a Las Ketchup concert hoping they'd pretend to know him. "Ronnie" she called him. Well that wasn't his name, not even close, it starts with a Z for starts. "Ronnie Weasley" He sighed, this escapology might not be the most befiting for a ginger pubes tormented man. Besides don't call it Escapology, it doesn't have that song Angels. He wants that played at his wedding.Escapology is available from Amazon for the bargain (don't turn to piracy) price of £10.99