Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Ginger Civil Rights Month

Did you know that this August is ginger civil rights month? No? What's that, you're saying, why should you care? Well I'll give you good reason to care. In the July the 9th edition of Woman Vanessa Feltz in an opinion peice about the smoking ban couldn't help but force in her own gingerphobic views in a completley unrelated topic.*

'I... like draconian bans'

'Soon people won't be able to go places... because they have red hair'

Vanessa is saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed in certain places. Oh when will the segregation end! Can the ginger man not go in the average man's pub?

Is that good enough reason to put pressure on Gordon Brown to pass a ginger civil rights bill? I think so. Make sure you write to your local MP expressing your continuing disgust at the lack of civil rights for gingers.

I would slag off Vanessa as retaliation, but I'm above that.Although come think of it, I don't really care for your sketch show Little Britain Vanessa.

*quotes may have been slightly taken out of context.

1 comment:

DanProject76 said...

I remember when I was at the recording of Little Britain and they showed the scene with Vanessa getting spat at. I don't think I ever heard such a loud cheer in a BBC Television Centre stoodio.