Because I haven't done this a year

Stolen from someone who wanted me to cheer for them, here's one of those MeMe things I gave up doing, but well, here's one for the fun factor.

What is in the back seat of your car right now?
I have no car, unless you're being dirty and talking about my arse, and I can assure you no cock is inserted in my arse.

When was the last time you threw up?
Last Wednesday at the student's union, pizza somehow didn't mix with the snakebite, lovely. What a nice story, isn't it?

What age will you be next birthday?
Twentington Two.

What's your favourite curse word?
Depends what mood I'm in, cunt just sounds great, but the other day when I was cutting myself* I was saying 'Bodger' as a curse word.

*By cut myself I mean washing up and accidentally cutting myself on the sharp implements, I'm no emu.

Name 3 people who made you smile today.
I started today drunk in a club, so I can't remember who made me smile, but I'm sure they did. I've been a bit too blue this day for many smiles though (post inebriation period) but my friend said last night "I'd never be normal", that is still making me smile.

What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning?
Showering, Shittering and Shavering.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Checking facebook, I gone and got invited to an event on facebook!

Where were you born?
Cockfield, Sussex.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, but can we please go for my twentington twoth birthday please! Actually I've just realised I'm not twentington oneth, I have no idea why for a brief minute I thought I was 21, actually I think I told people last week I was 21! Just because alot of my friend's are 21 I seem to think subconsciously I'm already 21! Gah!

What is the last thing you said aloud?
Why do I think I'm 21 when I'm actually 20? Only for me to hear, but still said out loud.

What is the best ice cream flavour?
Strawberry is good, I'll go with that.

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Oasis Summer Fruits, the drink that I've now dubbed my dissertation drink, buy a bottle and shit out my dissertation!

What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, pants, socks, and a 'my parents went to Denmark and all I got was this Carlsberg TeeHee shirt' T Shirt.

What was the last thing you ate?
Pasta and meatballs.

Have you bought any new clothes this week?
No, clothes shopping scares me, and only happens under extreme situations. (Like when I get pissed off with holey jeans).

Where were you last?
Other than the house, the library!

What's the last sporting event you watched? Who won?
I don't even know what sport is.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message while blogging?
The last person who gone and commented on me blog was the mimey of cheer for her fame.

Ever go camping?
No, I'm an awkward penis when it comes to places to sleep.

Where do you live?
A Studen House of moderate maintenance levels.

What song are you listening to?
Sledgehammer by Peter Gabrielle

Do you have a tan?
No, I don't tan, I burn, I am a pasty wasty shite.

Do you drink your soda from a straw?
No, I've never enjoyed using straws (apart from some straw usage in McDonalds type situations, they just make you take even longer to drink the drink!

What did your last text message say?
I can't even be arsed to get off my bed to dictate a message that was sent to me, and whom I should be the only reader of. But I think it's something about my student evening plans for tomorrow.

Who's your best friends?
The housemates are good friends, and the group of friends from the old halls of residence are lovely too, and other people are lovely too. I'm just happy having a lovely group of friends rather than a best friend.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working on my dissertation, food shopping and going to the student union to stamp myself silly with student electoral campaign stamps, might try and get more than four on my face.Me this morning after the night before, oh I am silly.

Where is your mom right now?
Home.

Look to your right, what do you see?
Shit ugly curtains that don't hold in quite enough heat. Cunts.

What colour is your watch?
I don’t have a watch, well I do, but I don't use it since the strap broke, I prefer to use my mobile telephone machine to know the time.

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
The classic simpsons episode Bart Vs. Australia, one of my absolute favourite simpsons episodes!

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
Yes several, ones in Thorpe Park, Chessington, Alton Towers, Brighton Pier, Disneyland Paris and somewhere else.

What is your birthstone?
I don't buy into that bollocks to be able to answer your question.

Do you go in at a fast-food place or just hit the drive through?
Just in. I can't drive, and I don't believe in eating fast food.

What is your favourite number?
Your favourite number, but doubled, divided by 3 and added to pi.

Do you have a dog?
No, I prefer cats, none of that pathetic pandering for attention.

Last person you talked to on the phone?
I have no idea, I receive very few phone calls, but I'm pretty sure they're a lovely person.

Have you met anyone famous?
Yes, I met Julian Barret of the once funny Mighty Boosh in a pub in Oxford, I called him Noel, guffaw, guffaw, guffaw.

Any plans today?
No, the day's pretty much finished, I'm gonna go to bed at reasonable hour because it'll end my crabby mood and I'll maybe watch some Curb Your Enthusiasm, I'm now addicted to the show and have season 3 and 4 on DVD awaiting a watch.

How many states have you lived in?
Counties here mate, and two, Sussex and Berkshire.

Ever go to college?
I went to six form, and I'm at University doing a course I'm doing piss poor at that's just plain making me blue. Aberdeen Aberdie.

Where are you right now?
On my bed, kinky innit.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
COURSEWORK AND MY SHIT MARKS I'M GETTING FOR MY THIRD AND FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY AND HOW MUCH I'LL BE TEARING MY HAIR OVER EASTER HOLIDAYS AND APRIL, AND THE NAGGING DOUBT THAT MAYBE WHAT I THOUGHT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE JUST MIGHT NOT BE THE CASE!

I'm happy, thanks for asking... ish.

Are you in love with someone right now?
No, I'd need a relationship, but I loves the family of course.

Are you allergic to anything?
I think I'm allergic to cats, but I'm still not 100% on that.

Favourite pair of shoes?
The trainers I always wear, variety in footwear is for cunts.

Do any of your friends have children?
The only person I can think of is the lovely person who filled this question thing before me.

Do you eat healthy?
Not really, I don't eat unhealthily, I just eat and meh, I'll worry about that when I start putting on weight whenever that happens.

What do you usually do during the day?
UNI WORK THAT I AM SUCKING AT.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Of course, unless I'm being a shut in, but that doesn't happen, I'm pretty sure I make human contact every day to say hellow.

How did you get one of your scars (if you have any)?
From when I let some friends drag across the room in a banterific type way (can't believe Reading Student's Union are saying banterific like it's even a fucking word).

I really enjoyed shitting out those answers, I hope you enjoyed reading them, I love you.