This is not a toy
Now I like Doctor Who as much as the next geek who lives on the internet, I dare say I've got a few Doctor Who toys, I dare say I want more (the weeping angel one and the Simon Pegg one, and I'd like them to do a Sally Sparrow figure (and I would like to do Sally Sparrow, but thats not for here)) but this is just taking the piss (I dare say).
It's not a toy! What's poseable about that? What fun can one have? Now I dare say it's a few years since I'd have little adventures with my toys (Han Solo and Chewie sure used to have fun out in the garden) but what fun can someone have with a frame?
'Destroyed Casandra': Shit I'm destroyed! I need help, ah DOK-TOR, I see you there, help me!
Doctor: Cassandra! How can you see? How can you talk?
'Destroyed Casandra': Umm... moisturise me?
Sally Sparrow: Oh no Doctor, I'm naked
Doctor: Oh Sally, not infront of the frame
'Destroyed Casandra': I don't mind, I'm naked too
You can too! Don't say I don't give you anything.
p.s. Hello blog.
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Now playing: Joe Cornish - All Night Garage
© & ™ Me. Fuck Off.
3 comments:
Even I haven't added that one to my Tardis playset.
Yo umight like to know that the Torchwood figures are out soon, and only half crappy...
yayyy :D i can do gay sex with ianto and captain jack woohoo
not that i do that all the time with my action figures *looks about*
I like your DIY version much better. Have you considered a career in science-fiction-toy cash-in parody? I'd waste a fiver, probably, which is almost a guarrantee of untold riches :-)
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