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What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
My penis what I put in my mouth.
Whoops, I forgot to put in a space, My pen is what I put in my mouth
What does your last text message say?
I have no idea, I'm not popular enough to get text messages, besides my phone is like on the other side of the room, and it might be private, who are you to ask for me to transcribe that text for your nosy pleasure? You people make me sick.
What was the last song you listened to?
I have Last FM to answer those questions, apparently it was steal my sunshine by LEN, what a tune.
What's your favorite colors?
I like all colours as long as they are used right.
Who do you trust in your life?
Everyone and no-one.
What name would you change your name to?
Marcus Aurelius, that sounds cool.
How often do you curse?
Alot. Want me to curse now as proof, well tough shit, I aint gonna pander to preconceived expectations.
Do you trust all of your friends?
Why should I not? if they like me, then they're trustworthy.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
I'd like to think so.
Name the things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
Being forced to walk around town naked. That relationship would be rather odd in my book.
Which one of your top friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
Top friends? Sounds a bit too MySpace, and seeing as I deleted that turd of a thing, I can't answer your question. Good escape there hey?
What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex ?
Oh the usual.
What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Finish my degree?
If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you want to see first?
Father Christmas
Would you make a good parent?
I'd be a wonderful parent, I'd take my sprog to the park all the time and take the sprogs to trips to the dentist and the candlestick maker. They'd be spoiled rotten my sprogs, that's for sure.
Where was your default picture taken?
On the facebook? Twas at my sister 18th birthday lunch meal out family lunch meal out.
What does your 11th text say?
We've been through this, I can't be arsed to go into this. Let's make up one though;
'Yeah she did lick it, but I was confused as to why'.
Its 4 in the morning, your phone rings who do you expect it to be?
Father Christmas
How is life going for you right now?
Dull.
Who was the last person you talked to on MSN?
Someone wise. I can't remember, but someone wise.
Last words you spoke?
"Oh it 6:55 AM, I aint getting out of bed now, I'm going back to sleep" Lazy turd.
Can you play guitar hero?
Never tried it. Should I?
Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Inbetween, not too hot, not too cold.
What do you currently hear right now?
A plane going over head.
What do you think your best friend's doing right now?
Killing a man.
Who is your number one person on your friends list?
It's all alphabetically so some one A.
Do you feel like dancing?
Not at the moment, I'm still in bed.
How much money do you have on you?
Nothing, I don't carry money with me when wearing pyjamas, oh you are silly.
Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
Yes. How dare they.
Do you speak another language other than English?
I have a GCSE in German and Italian. So no.
What did you do today?
Woke up, grabbed my laptop, came back into bed.
Did you date anyone this past summer?
No, other than you know who. (By you know who I mean no one).
Who was the last friend in your house?
Father Christmas
Is there someone you want to fight?
There's only one way to find out... FIGHT.
What are you thinking about right now?
I should shower.
What were you doing an hour ago?
Lying in bed.
Where were you friday night?
Home
Do you wear the seatbelt in the car?
Yes, when I haven't got a socially awkward reason not to.
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
Father Christmas
Next vacation you are going on?
Reading.
Do you like to text or call more?
Neither. It's rude to bother people ;)
Whats the closest blue object to you?
My quilt!
Is there anyone you hate?
You, nothing personal, you've just got one of those faces.
Do you like the color orange?
It's amazing.
Where was your last long road trip to?
Father Christmas
Sometimes, do you wish you were someone else?
Oh yes. Like Father Christmas.
Who did you last talk to on the phone to?
My mum, she was in Malta, an international call, how exciting!
Where will you be in an hour?
In the shower? It'll take me about an hour to get out of bed.
I haven't bothered to write an introductory paragraph to this, sorry.
