...as to what colour undergarments I wear, look at the following photo of me on a recent night out and the answer will be revealed.
I must point out that I don't wear red undergarments all the time, just sometimes.
That is all, I'm off to bed.
Case in point, my friend's birthday present nicely wrapped (and customised) by yourstruely.
1. Do you like cheese?
I absolutley lovely cheesey music, thanks for asking.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, at an early age a close friend to me said to me once "the drugs don't work, they just make your worse, and I know I'll see your face again" I never did see his face again, but then again he never even saw my face.
3. Do you own a gun?
I'd like to after seeing Hot Fuzz.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Doctors, Haircut, Dentist appointments. They all terrify the shit out of me. That'll explain why I didn't go the dentist for 18 months and then need two fillings why I haven't been for a haircut for nearly a year. Last time I needed a doctor's appointment was when I needed my ears syringed, that was fun. I'm a waxy boy. I am a candle, or a mandlecandle.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
People should at least leave the window slightly open so they aren't so hot, they'll just de-hydrate otherwise. That's mean.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Madworld.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Drinking juice in the morning is over rated. Give me a nice bit of squash.
9. Can you do push ups?
Physical activity? Stuff like P.E. Lessons at school I hated that filled me with a loathing for P.E. teachers? FUCK OFF.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Probably not, and I've only got myself to blame for not helping clean around the student house more.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My engagement ring from my late fiance who perished in an acid factory when we visited to plan our wedding.
I mean jewelry? Do you think I'm some kind of woofta or summat?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My modestly sized penis. So modestly sized the opposite sex judge it as miniscule.
14. Do you have friends?
I might do. They'd have to answer that. Facebook tells me I have 44 friends which I think is lovely.
15. Do you miss someone?
A close friend told me once "you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they pathed paradise, to put up a parking lot" so at the moment I miss a parking lot.
16. Middle Name?
Yes... I call myself by it in some circles, such as online!
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
I'm enjoying listening to the Hot Fuzz soundtrack, I should shave after I've listened to the Hot Fuzz soundtrack, and I should go into town after I've listened to the Hot Fuzz soundtrack and had a shave.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Orange Squash, Coke and Snakebite.
20. Current worry?:
That I'm spending too much money, but then I do want to blow my ill earnt money from that place what where I worked.
21. Current hate?
A close freind said to me once "Hate something, change something, make something better" I think he was a car.
22. Favorite place to be?
In my chair, at my desk on the interweb.
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Playing monopoly... I won!
24. Where would you like to go?
To see Hot Fuzz again
27. Do you own slippers?
Nah.
28. What shirt are you wearing?
A green t-shirt, it has summat on it, not sure what, but I think green is my colour, if I do say so myself and imply I know something about fashion and dressing myself.
29. Do you burn or tan?
BURN. I'm pasty! I'm ginger so pasty!
30. Favorite color?
I never know how to answer these questions. Some lovely shade of off red on the pantone colour chart maybe.
31. Would you be a pirate?
I am a pirate, I illegally download music, although I did get the Hot Fuzz soundtrack on CD this morning, when did CD's change and have nice round corners? It's news to me.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Various, the one I've been caught singing is Chasing cars, which my housemate heard me sing whilst having a shit, quite off putting.
35. What's in your pocket right now?
A hankerchief.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Hot Fuzz quotes on the Hot Fuzz soundtrack which I'm currently listening to listener fans.
A random guy in a whitevan on my way to campus asked me "Do you like speakers?" as if people hate speakers. I hate speakers, how dare they assist me in listening to the Hot Fuzz soundtrack or watching Hot Fuzz.
He was most probably trying to flog speakers out of the back of his van.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I was never allowed cool bed sheets as a child, it was a quilt my mum made and some plain sheets.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
I dunno. Never had that major injuryies. Few times falling off my bike hurt my knees up a bit.
39. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Liars. You can be selective with the truth, hell I am at times, but don't fucking lie!
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Seven. Use this information well.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
The one who deafened my ear that one time.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
The one I deafened their ear one time so has stopped talking to me in the hope I won't shout at them again.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Why not?
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
A close friend once told me "goodbye from shooting stars, goodbye whoever you are" I think it was a dove from above.
45. What is your favorite book?
My autobiography obviously, which will be in the shops sometime soon.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Was winegums, but I've stopped eating them due to the fillings.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Natasha Bedingfield's these words.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Natasha Bedingfield's these words.
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Playing monopoly, I lost.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Oh the post, that sounded like a package dropped through our door, I wonder if one is the Hot Fuzz soundtrack.
Hello there, whilst walking to campus today through the lovely park (or quite dodgy park where apparently dogging goes on after dark) between campus and student house I got pounced on by some students asking me a survey. Well I though they were my brothers in the quest to do something with your life between the ages of 18 and 21, I best welcome them to inflict their survey on me. So I permitted them to inject me with their survey. Only for me to be complete and utter no use to them. "Do you use the sport facilities in Palmer Park?" "No" "What sport facilites do you think Palmer Park could benefit from? Swimming pool, skatepark?" "I don't know" I don't do sport, I'm sure sport is great for those who love to be competitive, those who are arrogant in their own abilities, those who get a smug sense of satisfaction at being better at something than someone else, but thanks to P.E. lessons at school, and parents with no interest in sport I have entered this world into adulthood with no desire to do sport. But wait there fans, I didn't want to let my student brothers down in their survey, I thought I'd contribute something I remember contributing to a survey I got asked another time in Reading.
When walking down the canal to that place I once worked a police officer asked me a survey as to what were my concerns about the local area in Reading. Could I think of anything, not really and ended up being prompted "the vandalism...?" "Yes the vandalism" And so for this delightful student inflicted survey I shared with them my view "The vandalism" well a statue of George Palmer in the park had been recently vandalised, of course they'd love to hear my concerns there for a fucking sport survey. The clipboard closed as soon as I chipped in with my concerns on vandalism and a polite thank you was exchanged. So in future people, if you want to survey me, feel free for my major contribution to any surveys to be about vandalism, when in reality, whilst I think it's an eyesoar, I don't have any energy in me to despense this conceren to any of you in a non-survey environment.
It's probably just as well today I looked at a student house for next year on the other side of the park, so I can't be a hazard to the people of Reading and give rubbash answers to surveys!
The irony of this post is that at the moment I should be writing my report on the results of me excurciatingly exciting typographical survey as to which index page my poor survey subjects prefer, page numbers on the left or the right.
"Which Index do you prefer?"
"The vandalism"
So in short, Vandalism concerns me. Probably. I might purchase this CD which for only £139.00 (Excluding: VAT at 17.5%) feature 125 photos of Reading including some photos of the vandalism in Reading. I'll set it as my wallpaper.
Oh it concerns me.
