World Famous Fortune Teller Gag!

As I mentioned a few blog down, this week I'd be revealing my world famous fortune teller gag! Well here goes.Step 1: Get a blank sheet of paper and make a fortune teller, the paper must be blank, this cannot be stressed enough. If you don't know how to make a fortune teller, ask leading internet search engine Google, if you don't know what a fortune teller is, you're an idiot.Step 2: Ask the recipient of the fortune teller to pick a number, now quite clearly there are no numbers are drawn, but convince them there is, the number 0 (a.ka. nothing) is there, ask them to pick that.Step3: Now open the fortune teller 0 times (so just open it) and ask them to pick a number again, of course they'll know the drill and say 0.Step 4: Now open the fortune teller, any panel will do, and of course is blank, so quite clearly there future reads as 'nothing will happen'.

Try it for yourself and become the toast of dinner parties all round. Or a reject.

Look!

It's calling you a tart!Oh noes, it's got your name wrong and called you Tom!


Just some of the wonderful gags you can have with condiments when you're next eating out with friends, try it for yourself, and see how quickly your friends disown you, because you're making them laugh so hard they forget to laugh.

Next week I'll give you my world famous fortune teller gag, for when you're eating out with friends, get the bill and make a fortune teller from the receipt.